| Aaron Harder |
Aaron Harder exists solely as a personality construct that resides within a group of memory-containing plant cells, stretched across the aqueous surface of a planet beyond the rim of our solar system. The immense surface area of this brain construct allows him to compute many difficult problems simultaneously (that is, until something disturbs the surface of the water, at which point he has to stop thinking for several seconds until the algae re-group). As such, web-programming is a snap for him. From this intergalactic distance he retains control of the androids who staff his auto-hovercar manufactory, Entropy Auto-Hovercar Manufactory Inc.
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| David |
Mea culpa.
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| Masamichi Shimada |
Shimada-kun has had his eyes removed and replaced with photographic equipment. The left eye has been replaced with the lens of a Nikkon camera from 1983. The right has been replaced with the lens of a Sony video camera. If you see him covering his right eye and quickly uncovering it, he's not playing peek-a-boo with you, it's because he's trying to trick the auto-exposure of the video camera into giving him a special film-like exposure bloom. A USB2 jack in his neck allows him to upload his images directly to his powerbook. He likes to drink cranberry juice, and he thinks some monkeys look like his girlfriend. º |
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| Sense |
SENSE's tumbling abstract shapes are seen in many cities in the world, but mostly in Tokyo and New York. He stands 13 foot tall in bare feet, smells a little like markers, and eats nothing but shellfish. The theme called "Sense-y Party" is based on his work.
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| Benton-C |
Benton-C Bainbridge is a video jockey who zips around the planet on the back of a genetically engineered panda bear that can run so fast it doesn't sink in the ocean. He is sometimes confused with the supervillain M3F!STO, who zips around the planet on the back of a genetically engineered grizzly bear that can run so fast that your cousin is like, "did you see something?" Benton must constantly explain that in fact he is not the supervillain M3F!STO, who is a little bit shorter, has a blue vest, and looks a lot more like Robert DeNiro. BCB has done video for a lot of famous hip hop artists and stuff. The video images in the "Stark Vidiot" theme are from a vintage Rutt-Etra Analog Video Synthesizer.
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